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June 17, 2004

March Newsletter 
 
Apr 11, 2004 -- Secretary's Notes (Editorial) 
In the last issue I ended in the middle of Santa 
and his gifts. Well! Santa finally said bye-bye 
and then it was on to the feast. My cousin's 
wife's sister arrived, she had received an 
award, had a beautiful corsage, a beautiful girl 
to say the least. This disturbance only lasted 
for a few moments and it was off to the table 
and all the eats. They went through a special 
effort to make sure I was presented with all 
the foods found in a truly Finnish Christmas. 
After all the eating there was a toast and 
shortly we had to leave all this celebrating to 
get a little shut eye. The rest is from my diary  
After all the Christmas fun was over, I packed 
my stuff and it was off to the arctic circle. I 
took a bus, there was no other transportation 
from this point. It was a cold day, I dragged 
my luggage through the snow and finally 
made it to the bus. I was worried about buying 
my ticket, I am not fluent in the language, but 
it went well and I was off. There was one stop 
where I had to change buses. The depot was 
closed when we got there so I waited in the 
cold. I finally got bus and it was off to the 
most northern town, where I had to get to the 
airport to meet my daughter who would arrive 
by plane. She arrived along with hundreds of 
people who were ready for skiing. We got her 
stuff, took a taxi to our cabin near Sala, which 
is on the Russian border. We made it, hooray!  
It is Monday December 29, 2003, a cloudy 
day and cold. I awoke at 6 am but did not get 
out of bed because everyone else was still 
asleep. We had our oatmeal and such and 
donned our skiing gear. It was off to see if we 
could make it to Reindeer Village. It was a 
tough trip for this old duffer. I fell on one hill 
but was able to get up on my own. There was 
a wide assortment of cards and gifts at 
Reindeer Village so we had a great time. 
There was the time schedule for the reindeer 
rides and other attractions. I had a hot 
chocolate and a ginger snap in the shape if a 
reindeer. It was good after the long trek. Then 
I toured the museum to see what animals and 
birds were there. I found a variety of reindeer 
and elk as well. There was one lone 
wolverine, and one river otter. A Golden 
Eagle had the remains of a rabbit in its claws. 
There was a neat arrangement of birds, flora 
and fauna. A bob cat and wolves rounded out 
the animal kingdom. (To be cont'd) 
ORGANIZATION CONSISTS OF FORMER, 
PRESENT AND FUTURE MEMBERS OF: 
7TH PURSUIT SQUADRON; 49TH 
FIGHTER GP PRESIDENT: Kathleen Bush; 
2223 Colfax; Flint, MI; VICE PRESIDENT: 
Eldon Breazier; 1130 North Pine; Kingman, 
KS 67068-1439 SECY/ TREAS: John 
Plosila 183 SWAN LAKE DR; MELROSE, 
FL 32666-3065 (352) 475-5680. e-mail--- 
jplosila@juno.com; Web Site: 
www.7fs.cityslide.com;  
We have a link to the 9th Web Site.  
 
49TH NEWS  
The information for the 2004 reunion has 
arrived. It has been set for Tuesday October 
19th through Sunday 24th in Los Vegas. The 
early date is for those interested in the Yucca 
Mountain tour, which takes place, starting in 
the early morning of the 20th of October. The 
regular registration begins on Wednesday 20, 
in the afternoon.  
Thursday begins with the Squadron breakfast, 
the Board meeting and General meeting. No 
time given for the Nellis AFB tour, nor the 
evening show. There is always gambling and 
the Vegas strip. Friday is a free day with the 
banquet and speakers at Nellis AFB in the 
evening. Saturday is the Hoover Dam tour in 
the morning and free time with dinner or a 
show on your own. Sunday is the travel day. 
Mark your calendars, mor information later. 
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In one of our past editions I told about Bob 
Warren's plane being recovered and flown. 
There was news about that in the flyer. Keith 
and Joy sent a note about it. Bob sent the 
magazine and a separate picture of the plane 
to me some time back. Thanks again Bob. 
++++++++++++++++ 
The flyer also gave some changes in the 
directory. Two e-mail changes were 7th , 
Oliver Atchison, olliverap@hiwaay.net and B. 
Aschenbrener baschenbrener@yahoo.com  
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They remind us that they are still looking for 
someone to host the 2005 reunion. 
 
 
CARDS LETTERS AND CALLS 
The Protect and Avenge history book that 
Kathleen Bush promised to send, arrived. 
Thanks a bunch Kathleen. I will follow your 
instructions, hope you received out card.  
+++++++++++++++++++++++++ 
As usual, there were a lot of messages from 
Al Meschino. He always provides us with tons 
of stories. We may include some in this 
edition, space permitting. Thanks a bunch Al. 
+++++++++++++++++++++++++ 
Please put Ruth Holleman in your prayers. 
Ben told me that she was not in good shape. 
Sorry about.  
++++++++++++++++++++++++ 
A call to Bob Hoffstater did not yield results. 
Last week however, the was an e-mail, cant 
give an explanation. He must have been ill. 
We thank you for your message, we were 
worried. When we don't hear from an old 
soldier, we do get worried. 
+++++++++++++++++++++++ 
The was a note from Jack Brody, thanks Jack 
we always like to hear from you. My phone 
calls to you have not be successful. We like to 
be assured that all our members are still here 
and in shape. 
++++++++++++++++++++++ 
The was a note from Bill Hamilton also. The 
last time I saw Bill was at the reunion. Bill 
manages to stay in shape, hope to see you at 
the next one Bill. Thanks for your note. 
++++++++++++++++++++++ 
I placed a few calls, mostly to see these 
members were ill. The first to George Churilla 
a dear friend as well as a member. George was 
a member of the Comm group so we were a 
close knit group. We have lost most of our 
members, but a few are still kicking about. 
+++++++++++++++++++++ 
I called Mrs. Duncan Myers because she may 
have information for a person on our bulletin 
board. However, I was notified that the 
number has been disconnected.  
++++++++++++++++++++++ 
There were a number of messages from Super 
Dave. I have tried to respond, not always 
promptly. A vote of thanks from all our 7th 
members. Dave is the Web Master for our 
web site. He has done a beautiful job, and we 
do appreciate his efforts. I have even had 
compliments from my relatives in Finland. 
They say it is a beautiful site. 
+++++++++++++++++++++++ 
There were many messages from Australia. It 
seems that our history is important to them 
also, even though it may be for different 
reasons. We are addressing their questions and 
trying to supply answers. I mailed the 
information about Lt. Sanford this week, and 
plan to send the history of A. T. House soon.  
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I have forgotten to check with Al Meschino if 
there has been further progress on the Milden 
Mathre story or history. In a past edition I 
mentioned that Al had been in touch with the 
daughter of Milden. I have forgotten to ask Al 
if he has received a picture from them. I was 
told that I have used the wrong photo for 
Milden. I am anxious to correct my error. I 
will send the photo the book publishers also. 
If my photo is incorrect, their's is also. We 
want to be as correct as possible, these photos 
are used in other history books. Al if you have 
new photos, please let me know. 
CONTRIBUTIONS 
The men hold this month's honors. First, a big 
thank you to Bill Hamilton, he decided to do a 
fattening job on our war chest. We thank Bill 
and Nita, they sure have been faithful to our 
group. Bill served as President for many years 
 
A vote of thanks to Jack Brody for also 
fattening our war chest. Jack has also been a 
regular contributor. We appreciate your efforts 
Jack. We will try to use it wisely. We have 
managed to pay our way as we continue in our 
17th year of publication. I rely heavily on the 
input of our membership, and more so on the 
contributions. They say that it is the money 
that greases the wheels. We can be proud that 
we have held together, and that we have 
enjoyed a strong camaraderie. A big thank to 
the many friends that have contributed so 
much, they have truly helped. 
 
 
REFLECTIONS 
This reflection does not appear in total. It does 
honor our generation They're not getting any 
younger and there are fewer every day-- 
America's World War II generation. They may 
seem like any other group of old people, 
mostly retirees now, just old men and women 
on porches, in nursing homes, parents and 
grandparents-- but they're not. When they 
were young, they saved the world. 
Remarkable how completely ordinary it 
seems. No other generation in world history 
can make that claim.  
Not the founders of the revolution, the ancient 
Greeks and Romans, nor the baby boomers-- 
not even the early Christians. Past generations 
had great struggles; other times had great 
challenges; but at best here and there were 
saviors of a town or country, vanguards of 
unfulfilled promises, dreamers of visions. 
America's World War II generation did not, as 
a group, achieve heroism of an individual like 
Joan of Arc, nor is there evidence that their 
"souls were touched by fire," as Oliver 
Wendell Holmes Jr. described the experience 
of the Civil War when he had grown old. 
But isn't it fitting that victory in the most 
intense, deadly important struggle in human 
history should seem sort of ordinary to those 
who won it and those who benefitted? 
America's World War II generation saved the 
world because it had to be done, and no one 
else was available to do it. It isn't that 
America's Vietnam generation, for example, 
both pro and con, couldn't or wouldn't have 
saved the world, they didn't get the chance. 
It isn't that the Russians, who actually broke 
the Wehrmach, or the Chinese, who held 
Japan's best troops in a death grip, or the 
British or French or any of the rest of the 
World's people, didn't win the war. 
But they didn't save the world from an 
unspeakable global evil. That was the 
American's-- when, as Winston Churchill 
said, the "new world came to rescue the old." 
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You know you're too old for trick or treat 
when your mustache tickles your mask. 
 
DIARY (continued) 
JANUARY 2nd 
The mountains were really something to 
behold today! Several of the men took a trip 
up the peak behind our camp and came back 
completely exhausted! It took them the whole 
day to make the trip. Perhaps this should 
deter me, but I am more anxious than ever to 
undertake it. My wish was granted today-our 
planes hit the Nips and knocked down either 5 
or 8 of them. We lost one ourselves-a Capt. 
Sohn from headquarters, took one of our ships 
on the mission. I understand we only received 
credit for four as the other was given to his 
credit. Capt. DeHaven shot down two and 
Capt. Myers got the same number. Had 
another practice session of Golf, then visited 
Smitty, Thompson and Rein for about an hour.  
I have been discussing the mission with Lynch 
and Hanson the last half-hour I finally 
received a Christmas box from Mother 
containing a bottle of stuffed olives and 
candy. Boy! They indeed tasted good! I must 
close now and write several letters before the 
lights go out. 
JANUARY 3rd 
This has been a bad day-rain and heavy clouds 
interfering with the bombing offensives. I 
have felt rather tired today, hence did not do 
much but sit about and read some manuals. 
We had a movie this evening, "They Came To 
Blow Up America," and I was quite bored 
with it. I can't understand why they constantly 
show us this type of picture unless Hollywood 
is not making anything else these days. We 
are all so weary of living with death each day 
yet have to attend a picture such as this one if 
we are to have any entertainment. 
JANUARY 4th 
The skies cleared today and activities were 
resumed. We were not so fortunate in the 
Squadron today as plane No. 26 came in to 
land and piled up on a tractor. 1st. Lieut. 
Allen had to run out into the field along side 
the runway to avoid being hit. I spent the 
morning cleaning pistols and almost had a bad 
accident. While cleaning one .45, I replaced 
the clip and pulled the slide back to see if it 
was operating properly and forgot that I was 
automatically forcing a shell into the chamber. 
I then absent-mindedly leveled the gun off 
with a tree just inside the jungle within the 
sights, and pulled the trigger! Whoom! It's a 
good thing I did not have it pointed out into 
the camp area or there might have been one 
less soldier in the area this evening. Had two 
Airmail letters from Edna today, as well as a 
grand Christmas box filled with cigarettes, 
candy, peanuts and magazines. I have just 
finished a letter of appreciation to her, and 
shall retire with very tender thoughts of her 
this evening. 
JANUARY 5th 
Grassey and I finally finished our work of 
setting up a gas proof uniform for each man in 
the Squadron today. It was quite a job as we 
were unable to get sizes to fit all the men. We 
have to hold another Gas Mask inspection 
tomorrow, so that means we will be busy for 
several more days. Church services were held 
again this evening and I attended, then 
stopped in Special Service and picked up 
several magazines to entertain me for the 
remainder of the evening. Things are so quiet 
here that the fellows are again getting restless, 
so I presume we will be moving up again 
before long. Had a card from Aron Lumpe 
today. Much to my surprise he is still in the 
States-at Will Rogers Field. Some men are 
very lucky these days! I felt certain that he 
would be somewhere overseas now. 
JANUARY 6th 
Awakened to another beautiful morning. The 
sky was crimson above the mountains as the 
sun struggled over the horizon. To add zest to 
this start, we had fresh fried eggs for breakfast 
and they indeed tasted fit for a king! Grassey 
and I hustled to work immediately after we 
had eaten to accommodate the men who 
wished to have their gas masks inspected 
before they went out to the line to work. As 
usual, the inspection kept us very busy 
throughout the entire day. The "Brain Trust" 
sitting behind the desks down in Australia 
have directed that every man carry a tube of 
Protective Ointment, a small piece of G.I. 
Soap and a rag in his Gas Mask Carrier. The 
result is just as we anticipated the tube of 
ointment has been crushed in a great many 
cases and the Gas Masks ruined as a result. 
It's about time these fellows got wise to them- 
selves! We were paid a few hours ago, then 
had a movie. Everyone had to rush over to the 
theater in order to get a seat as so many other 
men besides those in our own outfit attend. I 
just got there in time to secure a fair seat. The 
picture was excellent, "Yankee Doodle 
Dandy," starring Jimmy Cagney. I actually 
liked him better in this picture than any I have 
seen in the past. Of course the story is also 
responsible for the success of a picture, and 
this is a very good one. 
JANUARY 7th 
Beautiful weather again today, and I must 
confess I felt somewhat irked on being con- 
fined so closely. I finished repairing masks 
and canisters, then cleaned a few guns. By this 
time the men had come in from the line and 
supper was ready. I then walked down to the 
Orderly Room and found three letters in my 
mailbox. A number of planes on patrol 
entertained us after supper with some fancy 
flying. When my neck finally tired, I visited 
Special Service and practiced my Golf stroke 
for perhaps a half hour. The remainder of the 
evening has been spent talking with the boys 
and writing letters. Not a particularly exciting 
day but a satisfying one. No. 16 took off this 
morning-got about 25 feet off the ground and 
hit an air pocket---crashed, of course. We saw 
"You Can't Escape Forever" this evening. It 
was a good picture but many of the men did 
not enjoy it as it was a little heavy for them  
JANUARY 8th 
Rain, rain and more rain today! As I am 
inclined to be susceptible to these sudden 
changes in weather, I did not overexert my- 
self. Our planes were on the alert this after- 
noon and took off about 3 p.m. when the skies 
cleared for about a half hour. The strip was 
very soft though and no.25 plane tore up part 
of the adjoining field in an attempt to take off.  
We have really been losing a large number of 
planes lately that's the way it goes! 
Fortunately, there were a lot of magazines in 
the Orderly Room this afternoon so I availed 
myself of a Collier's and a copy of Life to 
pass the dreary evening. No mail arrived this 
evening and this always adds to a miserable 
feeling in the midst of such weather. 
JANUARY 9th 
An uneventful day to report this evening. Our 
P-40's as well as a Squadron of P-47's strafed 
Jap barges near Madang today. We lost 
another ship, which crash-landed on the metal 
strip. An enemy projectile had punctured the 
hydraulic system and the landing gear would 
not drop to the proper position for a landing.  
The greatest news was the announcement that 
some of the men are going home soon.  
Naturally they are quite ex cited about it-some 
of them are doing a little premature celebra- 
ting with activated spirits at the present time. 
JANUARY 10th 
Our bombers made another very heavy raid on 
the enemy positions to the North again today.  
We can no longer hear the big guns firing up 
the valley, so things must actually be going 
our way by this time. A little mail dribbled in 
today. I had a letter from Edna and a package 
from Mabel and Russ. It contained candy, 
nuts, cards, writing paper and a small sewing 
kit-a very appropriate gift assortment for a 
man so far from home. I just finished answer- 
ing Edna's letter and shall retire, as the lights 
will be going out soon. 
JANUARY 12th 
This has been a terribly hot day and a hard one 
for the whole Squadron. We have had to 
inventory all of our equipment again and turn 
in an itemized report. It sounds as though 
plans are already being formulated for a move.  
It will suit me fine! I have just returned from 
the theater-saw "We've Never Been Licked" 
another war picture of course, but it was pretty 
good and passed several more bore-some 
hours time. Hanson, Lynch, Sokol, and myself 
have been sitting here the past few minutes 
discussing the picture and the actors. As 
might be expected, there is quite a difference 
of opinion. Lights will be going out in a few 
more minutes, jot a letter to Edna and retire. 
 
CHAPLAINS COLUMN 
Preparing the Battlefield. 
The Air Force described Operation Iraqi 
Freedom, as "preparing the battlefield." The 
relentless bombing of enemy forces amazed us 
how quickly the Coalition ground forces were 
able to move through areas that had been 
defended by some of Saddam Hussein's best 
divisions. As the military says, they were 
"degraded" by the relentless bombing. When 
the ground forces acted, the battle had largely 
been decided by those pilots who had 
"prepared the battlefield."  
 
Those who prepare the battlefield and soften 
up the enemy, in many ways are the ones who 
decide the outcome. In military battles as well 
as spiritual battles. Our General in heaven 
makes it very clear what weapon goes ahead 
and makes victory possible. 
 
James 5:16, simply says, "The prayer of a 
righteous man is powerful and effective." No 
matter how you translate it, God is making it 
clear that praying for a person or a situation is 
ultimately decisive. That's why the Apostle 
Paul pleaded with the Christians in Rome to 
"join me in my struggle by praying to God for 
me" (Romans 15:30).  
 
Military officials stress how preparation is 
effective because of the precise targeting they 
employ. Targeting our prayers, aiming them 
at specific targets can make a strategic 
difference. When Paul asked people to join 
him in his battle by praying, he asked them to 
pray that he would be "rescued from the 
unbelievers in Judea and that my service may 
be acceptable." Right there we have two great 
targets for our praying: rescue from our 
enemies and a favorable response.  
 
Here's another target for our prayer "bombs" - 
"Pray that God may open a door for our 
message. Pray that I may proclaim it clearly" 
(Colossians 4:3-4). Pray for an open door for 
opportunities to talk about Jesus, and for a 
way to explain Jesus clearly. Great prayers. 
Powerful prayers. Ephesians 6 commands us 
to take our stand against the devil's schemes. 
Also "pray in the Spirit on all occasions with 
all kinds of prayers and requests." Praying 
literally defies what Satan is trying to do. In 
Jesus' words, "ties up the strong man" so we 
can take back stolen goods ( Luke 11:21-22). 
Let's never say, about a situation or a person, 
"Well, I guess all I can do is pray." Targeted 
prayer prepares the battlefield, expels the 
enemy, changes hearts, removes obstacles, 
releases the needed resources, and empowers 
the troops. Many victories have eluded us 
because we depended on other weapons to 
win. Planning, promoting, persuading, and 
politicking are all powerless without the 
battlefield being prepared by prayer.  
 
Please pray desperately, defiantly against 
God's enemies. Pray decisively. Great 
spiritual victories are actually pre-won, before 
our "ground forces" ever go in by someone 
who has already fought the battle, who has 
already won the battle, in the Throne Room of 
Almighty God! 
 
STORIES 
 
Don't be so busy adding up your troubles  
that you forget to count your blessings. 
The smallest deed done is greater than the 
best of intentions. 
Love is a language that can be heard by the 
deaf and seen by the blind. 
A house is made of wooden beams. 
A home is made of love and dreams. 
To be a good friend open your ears and heart  
more often than your mouth. 
People don't care how much you know  
until they know how much you care. 
-------------------------------------------------------- 
Simple vs. Real 
A simple friend has never seen you cry. 
A real friend has shoulders soggy from your 
tears. 
A simple friend doesn't know your parents' 
first names. 
A real friend has their phone numbers in his 
address book. 
A simple friend brings a bottle of wine to your 
party. 
A real friend comes early to help you cook 
and stays late to help you clean. 
A simple friend hates it when you call after he 
has gone to bed. 
A real friend asks you why you took so long to 
call. 
A simple friend seeks to talk with you about 
your problems. 
A real friend seeks to help you with your 
problems. 
A simple friend wonders about your romantic 
history. 
A real friend could blackmail you with it. 
A simple friend, when visiting, acts like a 
guest. 
A real friend opens your refrigerator and helps 
himself. 
 
A simple friend thinks the friendship is over 
when you have an argument. 
A real friend knows that it's not a friendship 
until after you've had a fight. 
A simple friend expects you to always be 
there for them. 
A real friend expects to always be there for 
you! 
A simple friend will read and throw this letter 
away. 
A real friend will send it back to you until 
he's sure it's been received.  
+++++++++++++++++++ 
1. If you're too open-minded, your brains will 
fall out. 
2. Don't worry about what people think; they 
don't do it very often. 
3. Going to a church doesn't make you a 
Christian any more than standing in a garage 
makes you a car. 
4. It isn't the jeans that make your butt look 
fat. 
5. Artificial intelligence is no match for 
natural stupidity. 
6. My idea of housework is to sweep the room 
with a glance. 
7. Not one shred of evidence supports the 
notion that life is serious. 
8. It is easier to get forgiveness than approval. 
9. For every action, there is an equal and 
opposite government program. 
10. If you look like your passport picture, you 
probably need the trip. 
11. Bills travel through the mail at twice the 
speed of checks. 
12. A conscience is what hurts when all your 
other parts feel good. 
13. Eat well, stay fit, die anyway. (Just 
remember how lucky you were to get a free 
trip around the sun.) 
14. Men are from earth. Women are from 
earth. Deal with it. 
 
15. No man has ever been shot while doing 
the dishes. 
16. A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand. 
17. Middle age is when broadness of the mind 
and narrowness of the waist change places. 
18. Opportunities always look bigger going 
than coming. 
19. Junk is something you've kept for years 
and throw away three weeks before you need 
it. 
20. There is always one more imbecile than 
you counted on. 
21. Experience is a wonderful thing. It enables 
you to recognize a mistake when you make it 
again. 
22. By the time you can make the ends meet, 
they move the ends. 
23. Thou shall not weigh more than thy 
refrigerator. 
24. Someone who thinks logically provides a 
nice contrast to the real world. 
25. If you must choose between two evils, 
chose the one that you've never tried before. 
+++++++++++++++++++ 
"Hard drive" -- Trying to climb a steep, 
muddy hill with 3 flat tires and pulling a 
trailer load of fertilizer.  
"Keyboard" ---- Place to hang your truck keys.  
"Window" ------ Place in the truck to hang 
your guns.  
"Floppy" ------ When you run out of Polygrip.  
"Modem"-------- How you got rid of your 
dandelions.  
"ROM" --------- Delicious when you mix it 
with coca cola.  
"Byte" -------- First word in a kiss-off phrase.  
"Reboot" ------ What you do when the first 
pair gets covered with barnyard stuff.  
"Network" ----- Activity meant to provide bait 
for your trot line.  
"Mouse" ------- Fuzzy, soft thing you stuff in 
your beer bottle in order to get a free case.  
"LAN" -------- To borrow as in, "Hey Delbert! 
LAN me yore truck."  
"Cursor" ------ What some guys do when they 
are mad at their wife and/or girlfriend.  
"bit" --------- A wager as in, "I bit you can't 
spit that watermelon seed across the porch 
longways."  
"digital control" -- What yore fingers do on 
the TV remote.  
"packet" ------ What you do to a suitcase or 
Wal-Mart bag before a trip.  
 
 
Three natural blondes died and found 
themselves standing before St. Peter. 
He told them that before they could enter the 
Kingdom, they had to tell him what Easter 
was. The first blonde said, "Easter is a holiday 
where they have a big feast and we give 
thanks and eat turkey." St. Peter said, 
"Noooooo," and he banished her to hell. 
The second blonde said, "Easter is when we 
celebrate Jesus' birth and exchange gifts." St. 
Peter said, "Noooooo," and he banished her to 
hell. 
The third blonde said, she knew what Easter 
is, and St. Peter said, "So, tell me." She said, 
"Easter is a Christian holiday that coincides 
with the Jewish festival of Passover. Jesus 
was having Passover feast with His disciples 
when he was betrayed by Judas, and the 
Romans arrested him. The Romans hung Him 
on the cross and eventually He died. Then 
they buried Him in a tomb behind a very large 
boulder. St. Peter said, "Verrrrrry good." Then 
the blonde continued, "Now every year the 
Jews roll the boulder back and Jesus comes 
out. If he sees his shadow, we have six more 
weeks of basketball."  
St. Peter fainted. 
++++++++++++++++++++ 
Message taken by a husband for his wife from 
her doctor: "Doctor called and said that Pabst 
Beer is normal." 
+++++++++++++++++++++ 
A woman from New York was getting her 
affairs in order. She prepared her will and 
made her final arraignments. 
 
As part of these arraignments she met with her 
rabbi to talk about what type of funeral service 
she wanted, etc. She told her rabbi she had 
two final requests. First, she wanted to be 
cremated, and second, she wanted her ashes 
scattered over Bloomindales. "Bloomindales!" 
the rabbi said. "Why Bloomindales?"  
"That way, I know my daughters will visit me 
twice a week."

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